One evening last week I spent the night on the couch. Typically E and I watch some Cops, some Seinfeld, and a little bit of the Food Network. On this particular night, Erik went to bed, and I couldn't force myself to budge off of the couch... so I watched a Food Network show that I usually avoid. It's the most un-vegetarian show that I've ever seen on that channel,
Diners Drive-ins and Dives.
This particular episode was the most meat-intense show possible: barbecuing. Now, watching those crazies roast an entire pig was practically painful, but even though I'm an 8-year vegetarian, I'm also quick to admit that meat tasted good. In fact, I was a huge meat eater until college, and I will never deny the tastiness of all the meat that is out there. Nevertheless, I whole-heartily believe that it is morally wrong to consume it. Call it my beliefs, my religion, my annoying rant... call it what you will. The point is that I watched this show and couldn't wait to make a veggie bbq sandwich!
I picked up a package of
seitan, covered it in some bottled bbq sauce, and stuck it in the oven for about an hour. I think it would be much better grilled, or marinated in a unique bbq sauce, but let's face it folks.. I was lazy.
In the mean time, I started the pesto by combining the following ingredients in the food processor:
-- 25 leaves of fresh basil
-- handful of fresh parsley
-- 2 cloves of garlic
-- 1/2 cup of Pecorino Romano
-- juice of 1 lemon
-- 1/2 cup of toasted pine nuts
-- 3/4 cup of olive oil
(added slowly as the food processor runs)
I mixed the pesto into a pound of cooked pasta, and stirred in:
-- a ladle full of starchy pasta water
-- a bag of frozen peas (about 10 oz)
-- a handful of chopped scallions
-- 4 full stocks of celery
-- lots of salt and pepper, and a little celery seed
-- some more Pecorino (who can resist?)
The barbecued seitan came out of the oven looking (and tasting) lovely, but the Diners, Drive-ins and Dives TV show taught me that if I were a good ol' southern gal, I'd know the importance of adding some slaw to the sandwhich. So, I added some fresh coleslaw. (Buy the pre-shredded mix at the store, and all of you have to do is stir in some slaw dressing!)
Voila! Definitely satisfied my urge for BBQ!